STD

Other wise known as a "Sexual Transmission Diseases"

If I girl says to you before you fuck "I have an STD if thats okay with u" Run away and kill yourself

Aids are an STD you fuck wit and HIV... Im not telling all the STD's in this world

by CumSlayer March 15, 2022

STD

Sexually transmitted Demon. Can be caught from pre marital sex and adultery.

Dave caught an STD when he fucked that whore Sarah. He is now destined for hell.

by ShatzeeYatzee November 16, 2019

STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease and an embarrassing death.

He got an STD and died an embarrassing death.

by trolololololololololololololol August 12, 2012

STD

stands for super torqued dick. Usually contracted by people named Mike.

Mike has an STD, kelsey should shower with him.

by Blake O'Toole October 30, 2013

STD-scale

Is a scale used to describe how much one would like to have sex with someone.

The concept of the scale is to express which STD (Sexual Transmitted Disease) a girl/guy could infect one with, without one regretting sleeping with that person.

The scale ranges from "none" to "ebola"

Rating from normal or uglier to more beautiful the official STD-scale divided into the following levels:

- None
- Herpes
- Human papillomavirus (HPV)
- Chlamydia
- Gonorrhea
- Syphillis
- HIV
- AIDS (full grown AIDS with all the opportunistic infections that follow)
- Ebola

- Where would you place your wife on the STD-scale?

- That girl could give me AIDS

- No way I'm doing another "none" tonight

- Ten years ago Natalie Portman could give me AIDS, now she's more like chlamydia

by UT+Per7 August 13, 2014

STD Buffet

Fuck 10 bitches each with a different STD. Then you jump off a bridge dick first.

Q: Any plans for the weekend?
A: Yeh gonna have an STD Buffet, you?

by Batty4Life February 1, 2019

virtual STD

A computer virus contracted shortly after viewing internet pornography.

I had to reformat my hard drive because my pervy ass dad got a virtual STD.

by The Karma Fairy April 8, 2004