A gentlemen's duel. Two men have a staring contest completely naked, while masturbating vigorously. First one to blink or ejaculate loses, however if the semen hit's the opponent in the eye resulting in blinking, the ejaculator wins. However if the opponent does not blink after being hit in the eye, they win.
When no other means of reconciliation could be achived between the two parties, a French Canadian Standoff was held to decide the outcome of the argument.
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How appropriate that the World Cup opener between South Africa and Mexico ended in a Mexican Standoff.
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1. When someone commits a heinous act and the institution most associated with them (whether it be a school, business, government, etc.) does everything in its power to deny/cover up the act and protect the offending individual.
2. When an institution, organization, group does shady things to protect one of its members. Usually at the detriment of at least one innocent individual.
3. White privilege organization taking care of a white privilege individual at the expense of justice.
4. When a university's leadership does its best to sweep a rape/sexual assault case under the rug so its reputation isn't tarnished, instead of looking out for the welfare of their students by protecting the victim and ensuring the perpetrator (once convicted) is dealt with appropriately.
1. When someone commits a heinous act and the institution most associated with them (whether it be a school, business, government, etc.) does everything in its power to deny/cover up the act and protect the offending individual.
2. When an institution, organization, group does shady things to protect one of its members. Usually at the detriment of at least one innocent individual.
3. White privilege organization taking care of a white privilege individual at the expense of justice.
4. When a university's leadership does its best to sweep a rape/sexual assault case under the rug so its reputation isn't tarnished, instead of looking out for the welfare of their students by protecting the victim and ensuring the perpetrator (once convicted) is dealt with appropriately.
"Pullin a Stanford" is derived from the Brock Turner rape case wherein Stanford University did its utmost to downplay his charges as he was a Stanford swimmer . A strong example is how long it took, and how much pressure it took from the media, to get Turner's actual mugshots.
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