A Standing Cervetti is a rare occurrence that happens when the female lifts the male up in the air by his heels so that they can both perform oral sex on each other.
Friend1: "Whoa dude. I heard Kara gave Matt the ole Standing Cervetti last night. That's insane."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
Friend2: "Yeah.....well, she is almost 7 feet tall and built like a moose. She dangled him like a towel blowing in the wind."
Friend1: "Kara is freakin' wild. I need a girl like that."
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