horse stance

A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.

guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!

by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018

Stance

When a car or truck has wheels and tires that stick way out past the body lines.

Bruh, you see the stance on that ride? She thiccc

by The-expert January 3, 2021

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 4, 2025

stance up on it

When learning any new skateboard trick it is difficult to keep the board under you. So you must stance up on it.

Also applies to swimming.

(Random at the skatepark can’t land nollie ghetto birds)
Kareem Campbell: You gotta stance up on it dawg!

by March 11/2024 May 11, 2025

Dreamboat Stance

The name assigned to a particular stance performed by an individual when being photographed. The stance involves raising one leg on an object, leaning into the raised leg and maintaining a stern and serious facial expression.

Cool photo, I really like your dreamboat stance.

by Christofa July 20, 2013

Twitter Stance

The act of swinging your right leg around to make it parallel to the left leg. Knees then slightly bend to a near squat position. During this entire time, both hands are locked onto the cell phone ready to make a tweet. Once into position, the tweeting process can begin. Not until the tweet is sent can the Twitter Stance be abandoned.

Shh, can't you tell he's in his Twitter Stance? We must wait until the tweet is tweeted.

by BigRed6810 June 10, 2011

Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022