pinch and squirt

The odd combination of taking a crap and jacking off at the same time. From the phrase 'pinching a loaf" and "squirt one off". Usually performed by someone who is fearful of being caught whacking off, or has been busted in the past. Hence killing two birds with one stone..so to speak.

In order to keep his wife in the dark about his chronic masturbation problem , Scott has taken up the pinch and squirt approach while in the bathroom.

by montyl January 21, 2010

Squintzy Workout

A workout in which one spends approximately 30 minutes and gets a muscle-pumping fat-blasting glute-toning full body workout. One who does a squintzy workout generally goes to the gym approximately twice weekly.

For best results, post workout consume mochachino's, hot dogs, chili and half a bag of salad.

Damn, Chad looks jacked after that squintzy workout!

by Winnie11233 February 4, 2010

Squirt Factory

Squirt Factories tend to be confined to bachelor pads. Two or more men get together with the sole intention of assisting women in squirting. It is in these rooms that women's carnal desires are realised. Via theoretical, empirical and physical research, Squirt Factories have become the worlds number one destination for women wishing to experience a 'Squirting' orgasm. Both the Urethal and Perenial sponges are massaged, vigorously, to create that previously mythical phenomenon!

Chris: Hey Luke, how's the squirt factory rota this month?

Luke: Pretty good, so far I've collected around 3 litres.

Chris: Not bad brother, I'm on 5, so you'd better get those fingers working!

Luke: You're the best man!

Chris: I know!

by BruffandConlon June 14, 2013

Giggle Squirt

A little chuckle that makes you squirt, typically in the workplace when a loud laugh would be disruptive. Instead, you let out a little giggle squirt, or Giggle Squirt Out Loud - #GSOL.

Phylicia sent me a picture of Brendon's naked body during a meeting, it made me giggle squirt a little.

by Michael Dubrow November 13, 2013

Coke squirt

When you get a 2 liter coca cola bottle and put mentos in it and then sit on it while the foam proceeds to blow up your asshole.

I was at a sleepover with the boys and we totally tried to coke squirt.

by Dick child the first June 2, 2020

burn a squirt

When the preliminary squirt from a ketchup or mustard bottle is directed away from the intended destination to remove the liquid portion that usually precedes the real contents.

I always burn a squirt of ketchup at the diner because i hate wet fries.

by grandmaster R June 23, 2009

squinty ears

unable to hear very well.
unable to understand what someone just said and repeating what you thought you heard.
very bad ears.
horrible listening skills.
selective hearing.
to have squinty ears is like having squinty eyes.

for example, did someone just say my name?

squinty ears part...
1. you're throwing a grenade? 2. who's renee?

by Bonnie Shamos April 10, 2007