squeef (v.)

though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef (v.).

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by aja1988 September 13, 2011

squelch

to attach to like a suction cup

Kevin squelched onto his big brother when he came home.

by mfoley October 2, 2008

Squeef

1. to try to get a hit off a bowl of marijuana when there is only ash in the bowl.

I squeefed out a hit.

by Morgan Rose October 20, 2004

Squeef

An anal queef

I was plowin this chick in the ass and she squeefed on me!

Her squeef smelled like shit...turns out it was.

by KookyNebraskaBoy October 4, 2009

Squeef

Black men semen that is abrubtly ejected out the penis hole and collides with white female clit, causing a loud squeaky noise that smells like shit. (May be mistaken for a queef)

Oh My God! Trevor just squeefed all over Jenna! (Trevor is such a cum dumpster)

by ben oser and nate papaik June 15, 2004

squeefer

The act of a woman queefing in their partner's mouth for pleasure. It is usually a quick act unless the woman has a ton of air in her vagina.

I went down on Sally just in time to catch her squeefer in my mouth

by Atrain.caboose May 1, 2008

squelching

See Felching, however this is done with a dead person

i went to the grave yard for some squelching

by Madam(Hexham) May 17, 2006