Squash Bitch

Someone who reckons they're shit hot at squash, and yet when they play you, they're like some sort of retard.

Hey Martyn, you said you were gonna roast me, and yet you just lost 4-0. I mean, 4 feckin 0. You're some sort of Squash Bitch. Retard.

by Lard1 February 22, 2011

Shark Squash

A person who likes it in the ear and is normally retarded.

Bro adriana is such a shark squash." "Yea dude shes so crazy.

by saket yo April 26, 2011

squash

To pop a squat. To take a shit. Disposing of bodily waste.

Cory squashed by a tree during practice.

by b stouff May 3, 2004

squash

Girlfriend or loved one.

Hey Gus, how's your squash?

by Angry Ape September 25, 2003

squash

A steaming turd that has a fairly soft yet firm texture.

Jimmy took a nice hot squash in the shower.

by Jaytard June 18, 2008

squash

used in medical circles to denote brain;

drunk eagles' fan got into a fight with a patriots' fan after the game and injured his squash; he has a poor prognosis.

by harman February 4, 2005

Poob Squash

A delightful lemon flavoured drink to have as a beverage whilst pinging and or smoking weed.

"jeez, hand over the Poob Squash, im parched"

And

"Ahhhh, that Poob Squash was Great"

by Optimus Coupe' March 31, 2009