Squanto

Originally, Scontras. Meaning stupid fucking dickhead. Someone who doesn't know that they have shit for brains. Lame ass english teacher, who sucks dick. See ass clown

Mr. Scontras sucks... Did you see what that fucking Squanto did today???

by YoU_KnOw_WhO March 14, 2005

Squanto

To partake in inebriation.

Synonym for "Chiefing".

Squanto=Indian Chief

Chiefing= Inebriation
Squanto=Inebriation.

Bro, are you tryna go squanto after the square dance?

by Darth Vaper June 20, 2011

squintypanda

There is only one panda...a little jolly fellow who eats enormous amounts of food when high =P

A person who drives a supra.

by Owns the Panda November 3, 2003

SQUINTERS

Squinters are anything that tastes so sour that it makes a person squint.

Typically, certain varieties of apples and first crop grapes, and other fruits, are so sour they will make a person squint.

Mary tried one of those grapes but decided not to buy any because they are squinters.

Ben made an apple pie using some squinters.

Those plums are so sour they are squinters.

by WhistleBerries July 13, 2011

Squinty

Might break at any time. Kinda like jack Skelton. "Jonah"

Man u squinty

by Don't break jonah September 13, 2019

See Me Squint

Ejaculating from a great distance at someoone, where the juices land in their eyes causing them to squint.

p1:OMG Did you see that woman on see me squirt, it went in his eye!
p2:I know that was total See Me Squint.

by Anon12345865432 August 26, 2008

squint dick

A male who is approximately 5'10", very white, and has an abnormally large nutsack. He also has a penis that is shaped like a laundry basket. He also is hilarious and knows how to bowl like a son of a bitch. Oh and did I forget to say that he can fuck like there is no tomorrow.

GUY: HEY I HEARD YOU HOOKED UP LAST NIGHT?!

GIRL: YEA! I DID! HE WAS A TOTAL SQUINT DICK, HE WENT ALL NIGHT LONGG!!

by Indy K August 5, 2010