Spelunkering

A term used to express feelings of disbelief and annoyance. Commonly used when something very surprising yet unhelpful happens.

"are you Spelunkering me?"

by Pablo Parmesan August 11, 2022

trunk spelunker

A homosexual. Trunk spelunker is similar to ass pirate, rump ranger, etc. in its common usage.

So my boss seemed cool until he tried to give me the jump. He's a total trunk spelunker!

by partisan hack May 12, 2010

email spelunking

The act of doing a deep dive into your email folders in the attempts to retrieve information.

I engaged in email spelunking while trying to find that invite to my brother's wedding.

No email spelunking allowed while crossing the street. It can be life-threatening!

by powerofslow August 23, 2012

Columbian Spelunker

While 69ing, the male partner forces his female companion to snort a line off of his dick before fornication, including but not limited to the sexual form of spelunking.

Hey Monica, is it true you and Erik did the "Columbian Spelunker"?????

by testosterone trowsers June 11, 2013

Cave Spelunking

When your so deep in a girls ass, you're practically mining

So deep in her I was Cave Spelunking

by Tayne October 9, 2016

Atlantic spelunking

taking a syringe and putting semen in it and hiding it before sex, then right before you ejaculate, you take out the syringe and inject their bloodstream with semen.

Jimmy: ay bro, i hear shatankabalquandria was a freak
Russel: yea bro, she let me hit her wit that atlantic spelunking

by Tomokiman September 20, 2018

philadelphia splunk

Mixing Jolt Cola with Choco espresso beans to form a caffeinated drink.

Jeez, I could really use a Philadelphia Splunk to wake me up right now...

by The Straightest Man October 22, 2018