splarging

to slap someone's booty

I gave my girlfriend a splarging, yesterday!

Give that bitch a splarging!

by Splarging June 24, 2016

oyster snorting

When a man's face is mounted by a woman who possesses a large enough clitoris to penetrate a mans nostril vigorously enough to conduct a female orgasm during oral sex.

"Man! My nose bleed has been real bad after all that oyster snorting!"

by Oyster Snorter May 4, 2018

splitting the cherry

two or more guys entering a virgin and breaking the hymen together

we both wanted to take her virginity so we both went in splitting the cherry.

by blazin' bear December 22, 2010

Splitting the Coconut

Using a spoon to seperate the lips of the vagina, then using the spoon to eat her vaginal fluids like a soup.

Tyrone: UNN why is this spoon so narsty?

Derrel: Bruh i was splitting the coconut with dat bitch Laquisha last night

by Boboshazaz December 3, 2011

Sorting Hat

A miserable person. Term comes from the miserable tone of voice the Sorting Hat in Harry Potter uses.

Tom: I don't think we should listen till Christmas music until 2 days before Christmas.

Rebecca: Tom is such a Sorting Hat.

by Bantergroup December 12, 2012

Splitting the atom

when two guys jack off facing each other and blow at the same time, the jizz collides and splits the atom!! if you miss then its all downhill from there

nicko and damo were splitting the atom last night after a wonderful docking session and moonlight dinner

by Roskito November 5, 2010

Water sporting

Similar to water boarding but with the sense of pleasure instead of torture. It consists of massive amounts of urine to ones face with plastic wrap covering it so the recipient can feel the warmth of urine and also experience the feeling of drowning as well. Similar to a hot carl.

Suzann was tried of receiving the same thing every night, so she decided to switch up with her partner and try water sporting instead.

by Cursed genes November 1, 2011