splooge

when a man ejaculates with excessive facial expression

Keith: I'm gonna ,i'm gonna..... SPLOOOOOOOOOOOGE!
Sarah: Bro wtf why u splooge in me now i gon have a bebe

by 🤶🏿 June 10, 2018

splooge shower

The act of ejaculating onto someone.

Petey gave gloria a splooge shower as he dropped his man naise all over her.

by jah September 7, 2004

splooge-o-rama

cum fest. see splooge

Jack: My date with Jill last night was a real splooge-o-rama

Tom: Sweet!

by KickItAgain August 4, 2006

splooge

The fluid secreted by the male reproductive organs.

Just great,you got splooge all over my face!

by Jennifer Fletcher January 30, 2007

Splooge

When people go paintballing, sometime the paintballs will "splooge"... this means that you have hit someone with a paintball

Paintballer 1: Head shot!
Paintballer 2: Dang he got SPLOOGED!

by Janjaweed111 March 14, 2009

Splooge

When a man cums and the cum goes in the air and lands straight back down into the japs eye.

-"Have you ever been able to perform a perfect splooge?"

-"Yes, but i've only ever managed to do it once"

by thegrizzelybear September 14, 2011

Sploogemop

(n.) the cock-sucking busybody that comes in and ruins another's fun by setting a self-serving moral standard based on some hazzily-recalled previous experience in which the sploogemop came out behind, and thus, going forward, everyone else needs to suffer the same fate.

(n.) the rule or value instituted by said cocksucker, i.e. the Sploogemop's sploogemop.

(v.) to make a horseshit, self-serving, catch-all rule, i.e. The Sploogemop sploogemopped yet another sploogemop

1. In my humble opinion, Daniel is a sploogemop. Yea verily, that rapscallion fixed the league rules to favor his team because of an imagined slight he received in times gone by.

2. Why, this is nothing more than Daniel's latest sploogemop, I tell you! A simple artifice aimed at bringing the league rules into harmony with his vision of fairness, yay, his vision alone!

3. He sploogmopped the executive council with his new regulation and now money for women and booze can no longer be taken from the petty cash.

by Uncle Gravy July 25, 2011