spinning grapefruit of doom

What happens when you throw a grapefruit from a vehicle that is traveling 75+ mph. The grapefruit must roll when it hits the ground (as opposed to "splat", in which case you just smashed a grapefruit which any drunken monkey can do. congrats, you fail at life). The centrifugal force from the spinning causes the juice to push on the skin. After a few seconds of rolling the grapefruit will explode. Warning!!! Geting caught preforming the spinning grapefruit of doom has more dire consiquences than preforming a steaming teakettle on a unsuspecting victim. (charge: "launching a missle from a moving vehicle", possable felony)

"Dude, did you see that spinning grapefruit of doom take out that satanic bunny"

"Great aim, let's try a cantalope"

by coffeepusher November 26, 2006

spining heart of doom

when the loading screen for kingdom hearts birth by sleep takes a long time/or freezes

man: its the spining heart of doom
boy :what is he on about ?
girl :his game is taking too long to load

by bluegallade March 15, 2011

spanking whiteys

Enjoying a perfectly made White Russian before sharing some laughs, with friends. The Dude abides.

1: Hey dude, let's start spanking whiteys.
2: Fuck yeah! Then let's share a laugh!

by tcw4 November 26, 2014

spinning alex

A round oval shaped guy named Alex. Most likely at universal studios as the spinning globe.

Let's meet up at the spinning Alex.

by Kingval October 12, 2016

SPANKING THE TURTLE

The act of trying to slap a turtle head back up your luscious cheeks to avoid sheer embarrassment and the otter humiliation that comes with shitting your pants. This commonly done when restrooms are not available.

“Bro, I was SPANKING THE TURTLE 🐢 in hopes I would make it to a bathroom in time.”

by Steven dickerson June 17, 2018

Shinking

(verb) to think while taking a shit.

1. I sat there shinking about how to do my three-hour homework in 30 minutes.
2. Yesterday I shunk so hard I came up with a new business plan.

by Thekillerpebble November 20, 2019

Spinning sqaure

A annoying person or thing, used as an insult.

"I can't believe John won't buy me a ticket to the baseball game he has the money,he is such a spinning sqaure".

by KAC123321 January 22, 2021