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Anal Spear

When you don't want anal sex cus it's gross but a woman wants to, you get a spear, javelin, fire poker, or anything long and sharp (at least 3 feet), then shove it up their ass as hard as you can, until they bleed, or die
Jim: hey dude, my bitch wants anal what the fuck should i do?
Dave: haven't you heard of the move Anal Spear?
Jim: oh yeah, can i have your fire poker for a sec?

alaskan spear-thrower

When a girl lays down on her stomach, a guy stands on the couch nude, jumps off the couch, and tries to place his penis in the girl's clit. Not to be confused with an eagle talon.
Kids, don't try the alaskan spear-thrower at home!
alaskan spear-thrower by Cummy worm November 17, 2010

poon spear 

A crude slang word for tampon: an item that women send their loved ones after regardless of how late, how early, or how embarrassing it may be for them to buy:)
"Man I had to go buy my wife some poon spears during rush hour."
poon spear by HeadiusMaximus August 9, 2006

Jigawana Spear Chucker 

A horny neighbor that does cartwheels without wearing underwear. Also looks like she should be in the jungle
throwing spears instead of living in civilization.
Girls named Raquel who have no morals. "Look!! Here comes the Jigawana Spear Chucker!!"

Alaskan Seal Spear 

When a man and a woman are having sexual intercoure and the man pulls out at the height of his erection's hardness and stabs the woman in the temple.
He Alaskan Seal Speared her in the bedroom after she refused him more.

Thornton Spear 

A sexual act of putting the three innermost fingers together while the pinky and thumb spread apart from "The Spear", then spear the girl right in her vageesh. Or butthole. Your preference.
Guy: So did you give your girlfriend the Thornton Spear??

Ridgehead: DEEERRRRPP!!!
Thornton Spear by Rectalrocketbike October 17, 2011