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by Nicky Bobbi September 23, 2022
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"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"
Person 2:
"No?"
Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."
Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
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Chase: I am walking around the park and I found out that the coworker I hate moved into the neighborhood!
Nathan: I mean, sometimes. . .
Nathan: I mean, sometimes. . .
by thebeardwonder April 19, 2024
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Get the all the sometimes mug.It’s when life can throw some hard punches at you and you have to learn how to evade, get back up, and evolve in order to survive the next threat that comes into your life.
John: Dude I lost my job last month and it made my life a living hell and that’s what made me become an entrepreneur.
Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”
John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
Dave: Bro “sometimes you got to live in the woods”
John: Dude that’s so true and I’m stronger from it
by Coboricua March 7, 2021
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Person 1: “hey do you wanna go out for a drink?”
Person 2: “no I only do that sometimes”
Person 1: “well it is the 17th…”
Person 2: “oh yeah it is sometimes day”
Person 2: “no I only do that sometimes”
Person 1: “well it is the 17th…”
Person 2: “oh yeah it is sometimes day”
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