Sottle

A promiscious woman who believes she knows everything there is to know about the modern and past forms of extreme music and their structure, so much to the point where bragging and collecting fanboys is a must. They are normally Bill Hicks fans, british, and have crooked teeth.

Sottle gorefisted me last night. It hurt.

by Stasis in Requiem January 2, 2004

softener

1- A substance that is used produce soft water (water with reduced hardness). 2- A device used for the same purpose.

A water softener converts hard water, through ion exchange, into soft water. Soft water is mainly used in closed piping systems, such as heating and air-conditioning systems, to inhibit the formation of scale. Hard water, or simply tap water, is not to be confused with heavy water, which is mainly used in nuclear reactors!

by Farid Yanni June 11, 2006

pop at its softest core

see Yeah Yeah Yeahs

And people actually think they're rock!

by dref said right June 4, 2004

Measure Me Softly

A game school kids play involving a ruler measuring their flaccid penises. Whoever has the smallest flaccid penis gets a grade A ass whupping and is humiliated.

Boy scout leader: "Which of you kids wants to play measure me softly?"
Little Boys: "Me! Me!"

by Michael Magnuson February 21, 2008

givin me a softee

The situation that causes excitment but later turns into disapointment

Ashley showed me her thong, but later she was giving me a softee when she fell asleep.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.

by thefort June 24, 2007

Softly Spoken Lies

a type of heroin

Hey man, you feel like speedballing or getting some softly spoken lies?

by trinity5227 November 24, 2009

softhead

a short film

"seen that epic movie"

you talking about a certain softhead? yeah!"

by itissogood September 7, 2010