Soften your cough

To take the wind out of someone's argument or leave them stunned and surprised at the action you took. Usually used in the past tense when describing the situation to a third party.

"I'm going to give you all my work to do, that'll soften your cough"

"I got Jimmy back so good, that'll soften his cough"

by dueyfinster May 16, 2012

Sofees

Athletic shorts, Short, and very comfortable. These shorts are ment to be folded down one to show a white line all the way around your waist. They come in many colors and designs.

Chance:Did you see that cheerleader wearing those sofees after practice
Ronnie: Yeah they were hot!(:

by CandiceLeann September 7, 2009

soflekto

The tip of the belt that sticks out past the last loop in your pants.

You glance at the mid section of an individual and exclaim
"you have a very large soflekto"

by Crim Light July 15, 2005

I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 7, 2008

I won't ever soften

It means that a person never lose their compusure and remains tough no matter what circumstances he or she is put in.

A person has just lost a fight, he responds: " I don't give a fuck, I won't ever soften."

by Danibel February 9, 2008

Dirty Sofie

Dirty Sofie is when two individuals love having intercourse with cheese.

Or just being someone who loves cheese a bit too much.

"Me and your mom did the Dirty Sofie yesterday"
or

"I love doing the Dirty Sofie"

by Felicityx18 August 25, 2021

Softee

The act of an unskilled female giving a male a hand-job so vigorously that the penis fails to harden. Resulting in a fistful of limp penis flesh.

Oh man, my dick is so sore from the softee that chick gave me last night!

by St.Phillips the thirteenth September 23, 2011