sober eskimo 

some term used in alskan firedragon that was claimed to be an urban legend. not a single person is really sure what a sober eskimo is, but if you see one, let me know.

after last night drinking episode, "eskimo willie" woke up a very hungover, but rather sober eskimo.

sober eskimo by skiendog July 7, 2006

Sober fun time corner

The corner in a party where the people who don’t want to get wasted go to in order to receive a super fun time

Naw man, I'm the designated driver. I'm gonna kick it in the sober fun time corner.

Sober fun time corner by viveyvictoria March 1, 2011

Sober Person 

A Sober Person is a person who has gotten sober and has developed a vanilla, flavorless personality; often "finding God" as well. Most Sober People share very similar personalities.

Family reunions are awkward now that uncle Tom went to rehab and became a sober person.

Sober Person by coining it January 13, 2021

Sober Soldier 

A person who remains sober at a party to ensure the safety of their friend by preventing them from commiting stupid acts involving violence, drugs and sex.

Bro heading out to an acid party with mona can you be my sober soldier?

sure bro!

Sober Soldier by PMOSLICE December 16, 2009

sober shades 

sunglasses with dark lenses so you cannot see someone's eyes worn to make someone look sober

bro, i need my sober shades you can tell im not sober.

sober shades by weed doctor November 23, 2011

Sober-friend

Contrary to your buddies who seem to only be fun or be more fun under the influence of alcohol/weed, sober-friends seem unbearable under the influence of alcohol/weed whether its because their tolerance is extremely low or they simply change for the worse.

"Man I smoked a bowl with my good friend Bob yesterday, and he didn't stop singing and telling me stupid highdeas. He will remain a sober-friend."

Sober-friend by xxarrowxx November 21, 2011

Sober-minded 

So´ber-mind`ed
a. 1. Having a disposition or temper habitually sober.

b. 2. self-controlled

adjective
rational; sensible.

However many sober-minded scientists felt that this criticism was irrelevant.

A person who is studious and logical is an example of someone who would be described as sober-minded.

Sober-minded by Jcatralina December 12, 2012