pirate smoker

A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.

Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

Smoker's Karma

The law of cause and effect as it applies to giving and receiving cigarettes to/from strangers without accepting payment. The act of giving a cigarette without payment karmically ensures you will also get a cigarette when you are in need, also for no payment.

Man: "Excuse me, may I buy a cigarette from you?"
Woman: "You can just have one."
Man: "Thanks! That's good smoker's karma."

by benjifranklinthe9th January 3, 2011

Smoker's Lunch

to chain smoke during your lunch break instead of eating usually because you have no money for food. Since smoking suppresses your appetite, you will not go hungry. A smoker's lunch may sometimes be accompanied with a cup of coffee.

-hey bob, what did you eat for lunch today?

-nothing, I had a smoker's lunch. i dont have any money left, just cigarettes.

by ru 2010 March 18, 2011

Smokers thumb

When you have a callus on the side of your thumb from lighting a lighter so often

Sam: doesn't it hurt to light your lighter so much?

Max: Naahh man I've got a smokers thumb

by yeeeaaaah December 9, 2011

Computer Shocker

The act of putting three thumb "flash"drives into three USB ports in one computer. Taken from the orginal shocker, "Three in the USB"!

Hey here is my thumb drive, can you download that paper for me? Sorry man ran out of USB ports! Oh damm, your USB ports are getting plugged up by the COMPUTER SHOCKER!!!

by JDJ55 December 8, 2010

Clemson shocker

Only legal since Trump became president. You get to legally grab your opponent by his man pussy in front of a national TV audience and no flags are thrown

When the Ohio State player was on the ground, the Clemson player used the Clemson Shocker to try to make him fumble the ball

by Slythesportsguy January 1, 2017

Twinkie Smoker

Self Explanatory - Cock Sucker

This is a personal favorite when leaving feedback on eBay. Appropriate for uneducated buyers hence "Twinkie Smoker"

by GG and Mary AH November 5, 2009