small dick

Dick under 9 inches that can not pleasure women

NiceGirl_❤️ and randomdude69 are having sex together (sorry is your name is one of the above)

NiceGirl_❤️ : dude you have a small dick ewww
randomdude69 : what the little fuck do you mean it's 8 inches
NiceGirl_❤️ : yeah well when a dick is under 9 inch. it's small ok? btw ur 5'12 not 6' so get put of my way
randomdude69 : thot

by Smal dic October 22, 2019

Small dick Carl

A Carl with a very small penis. He compensates by driving big trucks, and owning a collection of very large chainsaws.

Look at that guy with the really big chainsaw! I think it's Small dick Carl!

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Small dick energy

People with the name eric usually have small dick energy

Small dick energy is like eric with a huge truck trying to make up for it

by Alexander men June 1, 2024

Small dick as an insult

A form of sexism that is use to keep men at a form of lower status.

Hym "Yeah, women use small dick as an insult al the time. There is all sorts of female sexists and now it too late. I don't care what happens to you. If you aren't fucking you. Do. Not. Matter. Why!? Because if I'm not fucking I DO NOT MATTER!"

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

Small Dick Energy

When a narcissistic male demonstrates an inflated ego (often involves aggressive, anti-social behaviour) in a self-unaware attempt to 'prove' himself to be a badass alpha male - whilst at the same time extremely sensitive to even the mildest criticism.

In typical narcissist fashion, they feel the arbitrary need to dominate others in even the most trivial debates, and their Achilles' heel is basically anything that deprives them from their I'm-right-all-the-time mindset, and will stop at nothing to bully their enemies to 'reclaim' their manliness.

I can't stand Derek. It must take some serious small dick energy for him to not know how insecure he looks when he bullies others online.

by Unknown997 March 1, 2024

Spanish Small Dick

When you have sexual intercourse with a quadriplegic Spanish homosexual with a small dick.

I dun’ hit the goddamn Spanish Small Dick last night, oh my days.

by martinonelk22 March 19, 2024

Small dick

people called Mathew, Kamran, or Soloman usually have this kind of a dick but always say they have a 6-inch. they get no bitches and Mathew usually spends his way of life exploring porn hubs for new vids

mathew has a small dick

by jjjjjjjjhhhjjj June 7, 2022