Kentucky Sleeping Pill

Two shots of Wild Turkey 101, taken back to back in an effort to make you fall asleep at night.

I was having trouble falling asleep last night, so I took a Kentucky Sleeping Pill. It burned like hell, but I was out in 30.

by boosh!!!!!!!! November 24, 2009

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

Sleeping around

When someone has been having sex with several different people.

Sometimes used pejoratively when referring to a person in a relationship who's been cheating on his or her partner.

Betty: I heard you want to break up with Jim.
Susan: Yeah, I think he's been sleeping around.


Carl: Kimberly is such a whore.
Tyrone: Yeah, I heard she's been sleeping around a lot.

by ShAdOwZ February 28, 2009

heat seeking moisture missile

A name for the penis

John's heat seeking moisture missile was probing Sally's cooch.

by mafioso March 23, 2003

Sleeping with the Fishes

To Be Dead, to be found dead, to be killed, slayed, massacred, murdered brutally, or extermined, put to death by some force

The Godfather
The Gutted fish placed on Don Vito Corleone's lap, it, "He goes, what is this?" and his man replys, "It means Luca Debrazi is sleeping with the fishes."

by vmars06 May 19, 2006

sleeping house plant

A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...

My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.

by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006