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Bitch slapped

the act of an ALPHA MALE, hitting a bitch (otherwise another male, far beneath him in the pecking order) in a BACKHANDED fashion, so hard, that he leaves a permanent welt (handprint) on his face, knocking him clear across the room, rendering him unconscious. When the bitch comes to, suffering from AMNESIA, he doesn't even remember his own name.

Called a "bitch slap" because it originated from the once acceptable act of a male chauvinist pig (otherwise known as a gentleman) putting your woman in her place in crime of passion, but much more appropriately used to refer to possibly brainless losers of the male persuasion who get delusions of grandeur, talking shit about someone who will NOT hesitate to put them in their place.
Motolamark tweeted i_am_motorious was a scammer, and got Bitch slapped with a libel lawsuit that bankrupted him and left the next 7 generations of his descendants in I indentured servitude. He definitely fucked with the wrong n-gger. Clearly, doesn't quite get when not to cross that line.
by motorious August 10, 2014
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face like a slapped arse

the scottish term for when somebody is blushing
Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
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slapped the monkey

Sexual intercourse. Sex. Sleeping together. Phrase sometimes used in the ghetto.
Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!
by Allie222 April 13, 2008
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Slated

The word to describe that moment when you and your friend(s) have a thought simultaneously- a true brain connection
A: A peanutbutter-jelly sandwich would be so dope right now

B: Facts bro I was thinking the EXACT same thing dude

A: Bro were slated
by stayslatedwithyourbors August 18, 2017
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slarted

When someone sleeps farts and usually has no idea that it happened.
Babe, did you eat something gassy last night because you slarted all night long?
by Eslarty December 14, 2010
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Slapped in the sack.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
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Slapped Salami

To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
My slapped salami is so hard right now.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017
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