Skypanking

Cooperative masturbation on the Skype chat application. When only one person is engaged in this activity, it is referred to as solo-skypanking. When the other person is unaware what you are doing it is Secretagentskypanking.

"My balls were blue, but thanks to Skypanking now I can e-fuck/iFuck my way round the world.

by DavidCamMP December 14, 2010

Skypegoating

Skypegoating is the act of using Skype as a Scapegoat

E.g. Blaming Skype's many shortcomings for one's own inability to communicate and/or be a smartarse.

Example (when in a Skype conversation):

Elliott: Did you just call that knife a fork?

Stacey: No. It must've been Skype fucking up what I said

Elliott: So, Skype made 'knife' sound like 'fork'?

Stacey: Yeah, pretty much

Elliott: Quit your Skypegoating Annabelle, go make me a steak. Some chikkin' fried sunnuvabitch!

by insidsioutsidesi March 2, 2011

Skypesturbate

v.
The act of masturbating while chatting with someone via the online messaging service Skype.

I'm about to go skypesturbate with this totally hot babe from Italy that I met online.

I can't wait to skypesturbate all night with my boyfriend.

In my spare time, I like to randomly ask people to skypesturbate but it is pretty much a guaranteed "ew you're a creep! Stop masturbating you weirdo freak foo face dude!" Bummer.

I'd rather get a Joejob any day, but skypesturbating is pretty cool, too.

by Power-up April 15, 2011

skyped up the wrong 'un

anal sex without permission

Girl: Why are you walking funny?

Man: I've been skyped up the wrong 'un?

by trailbleza June 15, 2011

Skypeogenic

To look good on Skype.

"you're really skypeogenic" or "I'm not skypeogenic" or "wow...she is so skypeogenic"

by FlipflopNZ September 29, 2013

skype pong

n. The drinking game Beer Pong, but with one or more players operating virtually from skype in an alternate location.

Being in Miami isn't an excuse. We can set up a game of Skype Pong and still p0wn.

by R 2.0 October 15, 2013

skypicide pact

the promise between two or more friends or lovers to end a Skype call at the exact same instant.

often used by people in love who can't bear the thought of being the one who terminates the call, so they do it together.

"babe, i dont wanna be the one to hang up! Let's count to three and do it together, on three ok, its a skypicide pact between lovers."

by hortaxus laroux May 13, 2014