false sympathy

When people act like they care about you and what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

P1: I'm always here for you.
P2: I don't need your false sympathy!
P1: Then okay. Goodbye bitch.

by crisairam June 19, 2016

Sympathy shag

When a chap moans to wife/girlfriend about the lack of sex in relationship and then she comes on to him resulting in a shag.

Jim: "Had a moan last night about lack of bed jumping and then Sandra came on to me."
Ed: "The sympathy shag - did you go with it?"
Jim: "You bet, but i did feel bad."

by Nipper1972 February 5, 2010

vagina sympathy

Vagina sympathy is to females what penis sympathy is to males. It hurts our kittycats to hear about damaged kittycats.

Males may crumble at the thought of a soccer ball in the groin, but imagine what females are going through when hearing a sentence combining maternity wards and poultry scissors.
I'll disappear in the corner in pure vagina sympathy the day a friend gives birth to a baby in the same room.

by Unna L. Wildt December 5, 2007

Simpathy

When you feel sympathy for a simp.

Why do I feel simpathy for this guy

by Landiah March 20, 2020

Sympathy spewer

The act of spewing, when some one else has been sick

Person1 was sick all over his shoes and person 2 just spewed up when he saw it
Man person 2 is such a sympathy spewer

by sicko89123 May 15, 2009

Sympathy Cough

When someone coughs near you, and you or someone else near, coughs without the real necessity to do so.

On train, random guy out of eyesight coughs.

Girl one coughs.

Girl two says "That was so a sympathy cough."

Girl one says "Yeah, like I don't even have thyroid fever."

Girl two says "I don't even know you."

by The masked avenger of doom December 19, 2010

coke and sympathy

The phrase "coke and sympathy" is from the Rolling Stones song "Let it bleed", from the full length album of the same name. " and there will always be space in my parking lot, when you need a little coke, and sympathy."

" I sure could use a little " coke and sympathy "right about now. As long as its Diet Coke".

by The Red Rider. February 11, 2017