Shmuble

When a retard is shouting but it still sounds like a mumble, because you can't understand what he's saying.

Shmubler: YWHO PHEKIN AOOSHELE!
Average Joe: What?

by DickPissy June 13, 2016

Shmitties

Big Jugs

DAMMM! She got dem SHMITTIES! LET ME jiggle dem SHMITTIES real quick!

by goatminam January 24, 2021

shmuck schmuck

penis. Originally means jewelry in yiddish, hence 'family jewels' and thus 'prick'

the shlamiel is a shmuck

by klidenengro January 30, 2004

shmutz

Anything that is considered clutter/trash that is visually unappealing. Usually found in a classroom setting and are things like paper fuzzies or crumbs.

Hey Goobers! Before you go I want all of these shmutz picked up NOW! I swear, I will kill all of you dead, do it!

by The Buzzsaw May 9, 2012

shautyfat

Someone who is short and fat. ( commonly said in black areas of the south-east coast of the U.S. )

U'laun is "shautyfat"

by stickfigure123 May 1, 2010

Shlut

Super slut

"Oh man did you see Chloe in action last night? That bitch is a mad shlut!"

by Cnewport September 8, 2013

Shmuck

An illiterate person who has no common sense and no self worth with no friends who is a disgrace to all society

look at joey, he's being a total shmuck. I think I should whack 'em

by y'allmotherfuckersneedsatan April 23, 2017