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shitdick

filling up the toilet until your wang is sitting on the shit you shat.
by jimminy shitpants January 11, 2003
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SHITFLICKER

Someone that flicks shit or anything else like that is bodily disgusting
Stop that you filthy little shitflicker
by J-PIG June 6, 2019
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shitdick

1. (noun) An individual so boss at everything they do that other people often feel like their life just got fucked by one giant dick made out of shit. This individual loves to fuck bitches in every hole, including that sweet sweet pussy, but when the opportunity arises (or even sometimes when it doesn't) they're going for anal. Fat, skinny, white, black...when you're a true shitdick you're job is to please everyone, most importantly yourself.

2. (verb) The act of embarrassing somebody tremendously at something they think they are the shit at, usually ending with them running to cry to their mothers only to find the shitdick already balls deep in that ass.
1. "Man that guy just fucked three girls in the bathroom and they're all still walking like they have his giant dick in their ass."
"Yep, that one there's a true shitdick."

2. They were losing badly but staged a comeback in the last two minutes by shitdicking all over their opponents.
by sd_rick March 3, 2011
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Shitfuck

A word usually used when running from the police or in a bad situation
Oh shitfuck the police are into us
by Dman7777 November 12, 2015
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shitfuck

A series of unfortunate events both seen and unforseen that cause a drastic change in one's life
When i look back at my lifr i think "what the Shitfuck happened "
by urpizzaboy June 8, 2016
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shitdick

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."
by steve1979 September 7, 2008
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shitbrick

A slab of feces carved into the exact shape of a rectangular prism. Bender from Futurama craps them out when scared.
How's it goin', shitbrick? Still doin' my homework? That's great. And now to bring out the whip.
by Bastardized Bottomburp September 28, 2003
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