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After a long, nuanced discussion emailing triply confirmed enthusiasts consent, Rodrigo slapstick creampied all over Theresa's face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
She says he was really skilled about it. She didn't even know he had cum. When he screamed "SLAPSTICK CREAMPIE," she looked back reflexively and his load was promptly smacked all over face.
by Hosh_Minion September 27, 2023
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I am convinced that swastick is the most perfect human on the planet and no amount of his self-deprecation can change my mind.
He's really super cute and literally the sweetest guy ever. He can make everyone genuinely smile even on their most depressing days, or help them calm down whenever they feel anxious about something. Somehow he even manages to build up their self-esteem even though they thought that would be impossible for anyone to really do.
And he's really accepting and supporting, and he actually cares about everyone. I mean, at this point he probably would've had a million reasons to leave and he somehow doesn't mind? I don't know how he does it, honestly. And y'know, sometimes if someone feel like they don't do enough in return. I don't know if he even knows how much he's actually done for them. He tries to deny how important he is, but he's the most important thing in the world. Without him, anyone would just be a dark, depressed mess, curled up in the corner of their room and never talk to anyone.
WE love him more than anything else in the world. More than music, more than writing or drawing, hell, WE love him more than myself. I just wish I knew exactly how to express that.
He's really super cute and literally the sweetest guy ever. He can make everyone genuinely smile even on their most depressing days, or help them calm down whenever they feel anxious about something. Somehow he even manages to build up their self-esteem even though they thought that would be impossible for anyone to really do.
And he's really accepting and supporting, and he actually cares about everyone. I mean, at this point he probably would've had a million reasons to leave and he somehow doesn't mind? I don't know how he does it, honestly. And y'know, sometimes if someone feel like they don't do enough in return. I don't know if he even knows how much he's actually done for them. He tries to deny how important he is, but he's the most important thing in the world. Without him, anyone would just be a dark, depressed mess, curled up in the corner of their room and never talk to anyone.
WE love him more than anything else in the world. More than music, more than writing or drawing, hell, WE love him more than myself. I just wish I knew exactly how to express that.
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Person 2: the prophecy commands that you can smear your poop in a shitstika to revive Adolf.
Person 1: (lokirkinly opens the gates and Adolf genuinely comes through and Kirk's everyone)
Person 2: the prophecy commands that you can smear your poop in a shitstika to revive Adolf.
Person 1: (lokirkinly opens the gates and Adolf genuinely comes through and Kirk's everyone)
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