Shant

Shant is seen as a normal boy with a normal life but nobody knows the shit that he has been through. The only thing shant cares about is love, friendship and progress. So shant isn’t bothering other people with his own problems. When shant trust you and he wants to be your friend/ boyfriend he would like to make everyday a happy day for you. When enters a room some people look up and some don’t, because some don’t know how lovely and sweet shant is

You are like a shant

by You’re president January 18, 2018

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Shant

When a male sits on a chair or couch resembling a toilet and she blows him and as soon as he's about to cum you point his penis twords his face and he shits himself at the same time. If you've Done this task correctly you should have a face of cum and a shit stained couch.

Dude becca came over and we shant, I blew a fat load on myself and had to buy a new couch.

by P1cha3l June 16, 2018

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Shants

They are not short enough to be called shorts, but they are not long enough to be called pants. They are right in the middle where the "shants" hang below the knee cap.

Dude, what kind of shorts are those

Those are shorts, man, they are too long to be shorts; them thangs are Shants.

by Shants Lover July 18, 2022

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Shant

Shit Bant which must land and be approved by the boys, otherwise it's got to go.

Poor Shant is punished by the Ministry of Shant (MoS).
MoS guidelines dictate a game of Fives must be played to determine the weakest Shant.
Shant is strictly off limits to girls, especially fat ones.
Shant can be supplied in many forms, most commonly 'Shant in a bag' (weed)

"that was good shant that"
or

"shantastic"
or
Barber's done you dirty, "yeh i know mate, absolute Shangles"
or
"Let's have some Shant"
or

"Contain the Shant"

by Lord Telf December 11, 2020

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