True Sentience

An Autistic term made by a smart ass.

"I have experience true sentience."
"You're autistic."

by IcEd Mini June 5, 2017

The Tom Sentence

the easiest and simplest sentence on a page. Often used in school as the easiest sentence a teacher could ask you to read out loud in class.

Also related to The Tom Question. The easiest question a teacher could ask you.

Wow Mingguang, LaoShi just gave you The Tom Sentence to read.

I know, it had all the words from Chinese I.

by LaoShu67 February 23, 2009

HBONow and Settle Down

In the same vein as Netflix and Chill and Hulu and Commitment, HBONow and Settle Down is for people ready to get married. As HBONow contains more mature content and sophisticated dramas, it is the premiere streaming / on-demand service for those who have fully reached adulthood. Furthermore, it is for those who have reached the economic vitality needed to secure a lifelong commitment from another person, as it is the most expensive of the popular streaming / on-demand services.

Person A: We started off Netflix and Chilling years ago. Now she wants to HBONow and Settle Down.
Person B: Get a prenup, bro.

by jasonwilliams55 January 10, 2016

Educated Hood sentence

A Educated Hood Sentence: is when you can use a high level vocabulary word and add a slang Hood word in the same sentence or switching the slang word out for a high level vocabulary word.

Educated Hood Sentence Examples

" I need an Explanation foreal!"

" Damm that ass is Stupendous!"
" Hey fam let's get Elevated "

by Azul Rizada November 6, 2016

Lay-Away Life Sentence

Any amount of prison time which totals more than 2/3 of an offenders life, but is not continous.

"Yea, this dirtbag has been in and out of prison since he was 13 and he's getting locked up again for 10 years now. Serving that life sentence on an installment plan like lay-away life sentence bro!"

by The People's Chump January 17, 2023

sentence

1. A grammatical unit that is syntactically independent and has a subject that is expressed or, as in imperative sentences, understood and a predicate that contains at least one finite verb.

2. An authoritative decision; a judicial judgment or decree, esp. the judicial determination of the punishment to be inflicted on a convicted criminal.

1. I made a definition of urbandictionary.

2. You are sentenced to jail for 3 years

by jonnywoot September 12, 2007

settle your squid

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.

On line, term is known as SyS

the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.

Settle your squid, man.

by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010