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Scottitude

The attitude from a Scottish Terrier.
Obviously not a spoken attitude but 'The Look' says it all.
Scottitude is the look that says "Fetch??? If you wanted it that bad why did you throw it away dickhead?"
by Troops June 28, 2018
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scrotioca

white filmy substance excreted from the end of my dong; similar in consistency to tapioca; also refered to as jism, mansauce, baby gravy, sperm, cum, wad, splooge, etc.
Neal: Celeste really made a lasting impression on me after our first date

Rory: how so?

Neal: she not only tongued my turdpipe but asked for a heapin helpin of my scrotioca as dessert

Rory: wow, she sounds like a keeper

Neal: Gosh, I'd say
by cornfritter October 27, 2010
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scottish

I AM SCOTTISH SO I MAY SAY
"GIT IT RITE UP YE, YA PRRICK"
"SQUARE GO"
"MON THEN"
"YA DOBBER"
by SCOTLAND THE BRAVE August 8, 2008
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Scottish Buttpipe

The act of shoving a bike pump up a girls ass and inflating her stomach then you shove a flute up her ass and begin playing the scottish buttpipe
Wow, I fell asleep last night listening to Nick give that Bitch a Scottish Buttpipe
by Noahkinseth January 20, 2009
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scottisum

A religion that all scotts should be a part of. A fun loving religion. not many rules to it.
my religion is Scottisum
by bromers March 27, 2008
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Scottish Lobster

When playing with a woman's female parts, you put two fingers in one hole, the thumb in the other and try to snap your fingers
Steve had that girl the other night bucking in the bed 'cause he was trying the Scottish Lobster. She nearly broke his wrist.
by anonymous group 2007 October 1, 2007
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Scroting

Scroting, the act of a male adjusting his balls or cupping himself with actual contact, with no cloth or material divide.
dude, stop scroting they aint gonna fall off.
by Spegbore September 2, 2007
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