Salted pretzel

The act of having sexual intercourse with a woman while she has her legs behind her head, as you are about to blow your load you cover both her arms and legs with your jizz, tell her you will go get a towel but instead leave her there to dry.

Hey Gary last week I gave Mel a salted pretzel, I wonder if she is still laying there

by Lovecraftmind March 20, 2019

Salted Yogurt

nut

I heard Brian likes to eat salted yogurt for breakfast every morning.

by Hdheje October 30, 2019

soasted

To be severely toasted

Damn bro I was soasted lasted night!

by Moondchild665 June 10, 2021

Sautéd

When you are forced to wear the same pair of underwear multiple days, and they become soiled.

Bob didn’t bring enough clothes on his trip and sautéd his underwear.

by anonymous July 19, 2021

sastersa

sastersa is sastersa
sastersa is cool
sastersa SENT MAMA COCO 3 TIMES!!!!!
sastersa is loved

Guy 1: Hey did u know who Sastersa is?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guy 1: What is he
Guy 2: Mama Coco
Guy 1: What
Guy 2: Did i stutter

by FrozenTheNeo November 23, 2021

Salted up

Getting a base level drunk the night before a big drinking night to increase your tolerance

Make sure you get salted up the night before the golf trip tomorrow. Don’t want to come in all excited and get overserved

by LumberJones April 12, 2022

Salted snail

The fetish in which you ejaculate on a snail, watching it shrivel up from the salty load before serving it to friends and family. The offender finds sadistic pleasure in knowing a million little soldiers just beat a snail into a salty paste

Hey mom, are you planning on bringing dad's salted snails to the family function this weekend!? They sure are delectable.

by Darksquid August 8, 2022