An aging horny white obese male, 5,3, white beard and moustache, supposedly artificial, is reported to come into every North American, rich middle-to-upper class white household, and givs them presents on account of being good. However if so is not the case, and if there are members that were acting naughty, then he strips down naked, and climbs into children/hot daughter/wife/and or mother's beds while giving them a wet orgasm and rubbing their insenuous body parts with aspercreme. He is reported to abduct some of the members and lock them away in a cage on his ranch in Fall Springs, PI
by lolpwnclown January 07, 2005
by Anonymous October 08, 2003
They knew he was wrong, but it was the pig who outwitted him and proved him wrong, the pig was now non existant to Santa and he argued as nothing had happened.
by JayRoe October 06, 2006
by Satan's mother December 07, 2006
by sarah00009 November 07, 2010
by Kenny22 February 14, 2008
First put in picture by Coca-Cola in the being of the 20th Century. Now He has been cloned so everybody can see him at every shopcenter.
by Kherozen December 19, 2003