savant token

Taken from savant; a theoretical form of currency one uses in exchange for becoming highly proficient at a specific and difficult task or skill over a relatively short period of time.

Ludwig: Are these friendship bracelets scale models of the human genome map?

Bonerprince: Very astute of you, I was reading up on bio-informatic handicrafts this weekend.

Ludwig: What a waste of a savant token.

by Exsquire November 6, 2010

Internet Savant

1) One who possesses great brilliance when it comes to using the internet, but can barely function in every other aspect of life.

2) One who can retrieve any fact known to humankind using the internet, but retains none of the (useful) knowledge.

3) That person who is always showing everyone viral videos.

1) - Sorry, I couldn't make it to dinner. Google maps wasn't working.

- So use a real map! Man, you're such an internet savant.

2) - Oh, I think I read something about that law.

- Do you think it will pass in Congress?

- Um, what's Congress? Sorry, I'm an internet savant sometimes.

3) - Geez, I don't think we have time for another cat video. How do you find all these things?

- I guess I'm just an internet savant.

by Harmonica John December 28, 2010

Salvation Army

A "charity" who have been around for a long time and run stores. They burnt thousands, possibly millions, of Harry Potter toys because of "promoting witchcraft," ruining the christmas of many children. They also think that homosexuals are a disgrace. "The Salvation Army is a global organization dedicated to meeting human needs without discrimination in the name of Jesus Christ. " is a bullshit definition because they -DO- discriminate heavily.

The Salvation Army were meant to give those poor kids a christmas, but instead they lit a bonfire for the homeless.

by Fuck Sally. November 18, 2013

salvation army

A place for poor people to pick up free shit. They individuals are most likely unemployed and can't provide for their own family. Some are homeless.

Poor kid had to wear salvation army clothes.

by richgj October 30, 2007

salvanized

The tingly excess of saliva you have in your mouth when you're craving a certain taste

Guy: it's almost dip thirty, I'm getting very salvanized

Girl: that's not a word

Guy: Check urban dictionary.

by Salvanizedcreator June 15, 2017

Salvatori

'Salvatori' is an Italian man who enjoys cooking pasta and sucking on toes

"Oh look hes doing a Salvatori" (as the guy puts a foot in their mouth)

by Brandyy Love June 25, 2018

Salvationist

A (SALVATIONIST) is someone who believers their good deeds and works will help them inherit the kingdom of God. They believe that faith is only a part of being justified by Jesus Christ.

"He's a salvationist, he doesn't believe in the finished work on the cross."

by R. Downing and D. Layton March 10, 2019