Three Ring Goat Screw

An uncontrolled and chaotic situation that might as well be a circus filled with goats having sex.

Walking in that Walmart was like walking into a Three Ring Goat Screw

by madeinjersey August 31, 2010

get your ring busted

To get fucked in the ass

Girl: Im on my period baby we cant fuck.
Dude: The hell we cant, do you want to get your ring busted.

by Der-Fuhrer December 14, 2010

Cum-drum ringer

The act of ejaculating semen into ones ear, then open hand slapping their ear. If done correctly the cum should penetrate the recipients ear drum, and cause permanent ringing in the their ear.

My fifth grade teacher gave me an F on my science report. So I gave her the old cum-drum ringer.

by Kirbizzal May 20, 2016

fellowship of the ring

The correct acronym is 'FORD'.
Fellowship of Ring Damage. Gentry of an Antipodean background who form a friendship with a trader associated with large losses on his trading portfolio. Normally associated with regular late night drinking & arrivals in the office the next morning of a tardy nature.

'Oh look, there's the FORD on the golf course again'.

by Craig Smyth March 13, 2005

Ringer

A term often used to refer to a player illegally brought into a drop-in or beer league hockey game that is significantly better than the rest of the players on the team. Usually only plays a limited amount of games so the league does not find out and never gets off the ice . Hockey term for Smurf

12 Year Old: Damn coach, who's this sick hockey player, he's as fast as Speedy Gonzales and just as small.
Coach: That kid doesn't belong in this Division, He's too good to be playing here.

Coach to Player: Get off the ice you f*cking ringer!!!
Johnny Gaudreau: Make me bitch.

by TSE NY October 12, 2018

Purity Ring

A ring that is only meant to be for the wearer, as a reminder of their commitment to God to save sex for marriage. It is not supposed to be showy, or a symbol that they think they are superior, but simply a personal reminder. It is a big deal to the wearer, but it is supposed to be personal and only between God and that person. Granted, some people do wear them for the wrong reasons, but there are always people who do things for the wrong reasons. And yes, guys do wear them, and please, make fun of us all you want, we don't care.

Richard: "What is that ring you are wearing?"
Andrew: "Oh, its my purity ring."
Richard: "What does that mean?"
Andrew: "Just a reminder for me of my commitment to purity until marriage."
Richard: "Oh, well I don't believe in that."
Andrew: "Ok, well that is fine."

by MichaelallenB February 28, 2011

blow a smoke ring

The art of forming rings as you exhale smoke while smoking.

Man, it took me forever to learn how to blow a smoke ring, but it was worth it!

by Cherished August 20, 2006