Requise

The man or woman or thing that you Idolize to be.

Therapist: Now sir, what is your Requise?
Man: A unicorn that does weird things to me.
Therapist: YES YES YES!!! EXACTLY!

by MaxZeroGrav October 2, 2017

Requiem

1. Rebirth

2. A JoJo reference that on repeat, like that gay pick hair Italian stripper.

3. A piece composed by Mozart

1. This is Requiem

2. This is Requiem

3. This is Requiem

by Sowedidit February 5, 2021

system requirements

A listing of several stats that a computer must meet, usually found on the boxes of hardware or software, so the customer may determine whether the product will function correctly. Usually consists of at least CPU speed, amount of RAM, version of operating system, and on games, video card type.

Adobe Reader 6.0.1 system requirements
* Intel® Pentium® processor
* Microsoft® Windows 98 Second Edition, Windows Millennium Edition, Windows NT® 4.0 with Service Pack 6, Windows 2000 with Service Pack 2, Windows XP Professional or Home Edition, Windows XP Tablet PC Edition
* 32MB of RAM (64MB recommended)
* 60MB of available hard-disk space
* Internet Explorer 5.01, 5.5, 6.0, or 6.1

by MycroftB February 1, 2004

Joint Requirement Session

When a group of people gather together after a stressful meeting or workday, especially after a Joint Requirement Session, and smoke weed to alleviate their sorrows.

Man, that eight-hour Joint Requirement Session with the Product group was stressful! That meeting calls for a mandatory Joint Requirement Session. Does anyone have any Purple Kush?

by drjepsen July 28, 2012

Requiem Mass

A Mass of the Dead on All Souls Day November 2nd of the year. These could also be said or sung for people who have died. Black Vestments are used for the ministers (purple is an exception). Incense is not used until the Offetory and elevations. The Novus Ordo mandates white vestements but that is errenous for a Requiem.

The SSPX Chapel is having a solemn Requiem Mass at 7pm.

by Skyrim550 February 10, 2022

requit

verb
when a person deliberately witholds an expected action on a social networking site, so that they cannot be further requested.

William: "all those siccophants are damn annoying, i keep rejecting their friend requests, and they keep requesting me over and over!"
Roger: "just requit them!"

by jhkeavy3 January 17, 2008

room of requirement

a room, closet, hollowed out wall, loose floorboard, or any other various type of empty space that can be used to hide illegal, secret, private, or otherwise undesirable items.

"yo, where are you keeping the beer?"

"in my room of requirement underneath the floorboard in my closet"

by PJ Seeds June 16, 2008