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system requirements

What the application you're trying to launch needs from your computer in order to run it. If your hardware sucks, it's time to buy new stuff.
<Human> Can I run this game?
<Nerd> OMFG, n000! teh yuor maegahurtz is teh fux0red!!1!!
by HentaiGeek January 31, 2004
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system requirements

The minimum statistics something must have to run.
System Requirements:
30GB hard drive space
233 MHz processor
by Ryan January 31, 2004
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requiett

THe PERSON I MOST WANNA BE. the FREAKS CUM OUT.
look what I've B-cumm.
by alright alright it's me. March 23, 2005
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reserve requirements

(FINANCE) the amount of bank reserves that a bank must keep in storage to meet unexpected liabilities.

Banks are not allowed to lend out 100% of the money they receive as deposits; if they did, then depositors would be unable to take money out of the bank. On the other hand, the bank has to lend most of the money out, since it needs the income earned from interest on loans. Throughout the history of the Usonian banking system, the US states or the federal government have had rules about interest rates, reserves, and financial accounting used by banks.

Reserve requirements are necessary to mitigate the risk of bank runs; this was thought to have disappeared thanks to deposit insurance, but Washington Mutual experienced a bank run in 2008 that forced it into receivership.
In the USA, reserves have been set by law for centuries; as a percentage of liabilities, this percentage has declined over the centuries to its current level of 3-10% (as of 1992). In the Eurozone, this rate is 2%; in Japan, it is about 1.5%; and in Commonwealth countries like the UK & Canada, it is voluntary--there are no reserve requirements.
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system requirements

How good your computer has to be to play the latest new video game.
If you are actually checking the system requirements, you probly need to upgrade.
by spanky January 28, 2004
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system requirements

What you need to perform a check on in order to have sex.
"She loaded up her booty, but my floppy was too big for her tiny USB-slot."
by Quakeulf February 3, 2004
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Requiett

1. An intarnewb

2. A kidney/liver/anal virginity thief

3. A date rapist
MidnightViscount: I DRUGGED YOU WITH GHB, RAPED YOU IN YOUR ANUS, STOLE YOUR KIDNEY AND HALF OF YOUR LIVER, THEN MADE OFF INTO THE NIGHT WHILE SINGING THE "GUMMY BEARS" THEME.
by PrivateCaboose January 4, 2005
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