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respection

it's when a MAN respect another MAN so much that he gets an erection
Boy, Matthew Perry is hot ..he earned my respection
by LisaAnnsMan January 13, 2013
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male receptionist

A man who is comfortable enough to work a job role stereotyped to be a woman's.
"It's great to have a male receptionist working with us, as it brings diversity and modernism"
by Riley Lissandra January 12, 2016
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Drunk Retention

The measure of the ability to remember things that happened while drunk.
Guy #1: I can't believe you remember that! You were pretty drunk last night!
Guy #2: What can I say? I have excellent drunk retention.
by Dave-Landon August 12, 2012
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intermittent retention

Intermittent retention refers to the act of retaining one's semen or not ejaculating within a selected window of time, similar to how one would refrain from eating while doing intermittent fasting. There are many purported benefits of intermittent retention. This term is first coined by the app makers of Epic, which is a semen retention tracker.
He has an active sex life but he is doing intermittent retention to preserve his lifeforce.
by interesting_insights November 5, 2020
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repetition bob

a person who repeats themselves way too much
"HAHA, looks like YOU'VE just beomce a REPETition BOB!"
by Makeslamejokes June 4, 2007
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receptionised

VB to get shelved by a receptionist or "gate keeper" of a large company even when your enquiry is valid and useful,
I got receptionised by the big corp. on the other side of town, even though i knew the new product they brought out breaks many many laws.
I cant believe that company receptionised me!!!
by funkysk8er September 22, 2009
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receptionitis

A severe, and often fatal, swelling of the brain common in receptionists, secretaries, administrative assistants, and any others who typically fill their days with mindless busywork and talking to semi-neanderthalic people.
"Dear me, my receptionitis seems to be having a rather severe--" -brain hemmorage-
by pikachizzle November 30, 2011
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