A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 26, 2009
Get the rant merchantmug. by Niffty swiffty March 2, 2021
Get the Sushi style rantmug. Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.
by Camiblancc April 24, 2021
Get the Ghost rantmug. by hotmilf12345 December 5, 2023
Get the Coke rantmug. by -_- September 2, 2021
Get the Durf-Rantmug. Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.
I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.
Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself
Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself
by Camiblancc April 24, 2021
Get the Ghost rantmug. A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.
I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.
by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013
Get the Yoda Rantmug.