rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.

"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."

by RantMerchant October 26, 2009

Sushi style rant

When someone goes on for an hour about a thing and everyone in the party stays silent agreeing

Wilbur went on a sushi style rant on ant eaters

by Niffty swiffty March 2, 2021

Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

Coke rant

A rant under the influence of cocaine

Person 1: Did you see Nicki's new tweet?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch was definitely on a coke rant.

by hotmilf12345 December 5, 2023

Durf-Rant

A Durf-Rant some times said in two words is a rant that is extremely long and seems to never stop.

Durf is just Durf-Ranting again.

by ­ -_-­ ­ September 2, 2021

Ghost rant

Lip syncing words to make you feel like you’re talking to someone about a heated subject or opinion. You visualize that you’re talking to someone, when really you’re sitting alone.

I went on a ghost rant about the education system and how flawed it is.

Dustin was ghost ranting downstairs, he thought he was by himself

by Camiblancc April 24, 2021

Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013