Shower rants

Shower rants happen when your in the shower snap chatting, ranting about shit that your pissed about at that moment.

Did you hear that bitch, she took off on Jenelle last night during her shower rants.

by Mr. incredible 12 February 17, 2020

coke rant

A heated and emotional tirade committed by someone, usually a public figure of high importance or popularity, where they exhibit odd and unusual behaviors often attributed to drug addiction.

Mike: Did you see Nicki Minaj’s recent Tweets?
Molly: Here she goes again with another coke rant!

by demomorph May 5, 2024

Rant

A thing Mona does

Normal people have conversations. We only rant

by DrSchnuffi June 6, 2019

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022

coxian rant

1. A long, detailed sarcastic rant used with the intent to insult the recipient. Such as used by Dr. Cox on the TV show Scrubs.

2. A sarcastic rant that is so long the recipient may lose interest and leave before it completes.

Person 1: Do you want me to list everything that I'd a higher priority than your request? *proceeds to list everything on their desk, open tab, and random things they saw on a TV show.

Recipient: Look, I don't have time for your Coxian Rant. You could have just said 'no'.

by AddyGrinl August 25, 2024

self-rant

When you rant about yourself to yourself, usually at 3 am and you can't sleep so you just start taking about how much of a piece of shit you are to yourself

Bro I couldn't sleep last night because I was mad at myself so I started to self-rant

by fuckinghatemylife January 16, 2024

Brant rant

When he says, "you are mean" and then says you hurt his feelings and turns around and stomps off like a little girl throwing a fit!

Listen to that nonstop bitching. Sounds like he's throwing another Brant rant!

by Piggy's July 24, 2024