shower rant

some shit that you do when your tired of scrubbing weird bubbly shit all over your body

Michael during his shower rant: *scrubbing his penis* So, what's the point of time machines if the only cause harm?

by Stupid Af July 14, 2021

Durf-Rant

A Durf-Rant some times said in two words is a rant that is extremely long and seems to never stop.

Durf is just Durf-Ranting again.

by ­ -_-­ ­ September 2, 2021

Cole rant

So fat and he has so many fat rolls that it stinks so much like he literally has shit saints on his pants you are fat so Geary fat

I hate fat bitch Cole rant

by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021

Cole rant

So fat he literally is at the back of the bus and ways it down and when he makes sexy time he poop shit fart you are so gay

Cole rant fat

by Pineapple peanut October 9, 2021

Recipe rant

When a recipe’s author goes off the rails peppering you with unimportant details when they post a recipe on their blog.

I just wanted to figure out how to make this, but I had to filter through their recipe rant to get what I needed.

by Fernacular November 9, 2021

piss-rant

An absolute blown-out-of-proportion, tho usually valid, rant. Normally one sided and not directed at the listener (should there be one). These rants usually arouse such anger that the person ranting becomes embarrassed but cannot stop it while it is occuring

You wanna hear a piss-rant? Oh ask me about my CEO's bonus being more than my yearly salary, THAT CUNT DOESNT DO SHIT BUT WEAR A FUCKING SUIT, TAKE MY PAY, AND CONVICE MY CUSTOMERS HE IS THE ONE WORKING, I SHOW YOU SOME WORK YOU CUNT.

by Think-tank August 16, 2022

HDMI rant

The ability to talk about a subject long after the audience has moved on and/or lost interest.

I was in-tuned for a minute or two but he just went on an HDMI rant!

by Ntlane2004 May 24, 2023