A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 26, 2023
these are the types of teenagers who lack attention and smell sour. most of them live near the railroads of manila LMAO
by Quetzalcoatl November 25, 2021
When one terrorist's suicide vest explosion triggers a chain reaction of terrorist suicide vests incrementally
by tuckerjohnson March 15, 2024
by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
A railroading is when you seek up on someone in the middle of the night and scare the crap out of them.
To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.
To have this happen to you is to be railroaded.
Hey man, are you okay? You look pale.
Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.
Yea man a guy just walked up on me and railroaded me. Scared the crap out of me that railroading did.
by SwampFox56 November 19, 2022
Dude 1: “I saw you go home with jessica after the bar last night!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
Dude 2: “Yeah bro she let me give her a greasy railroad on that fucked up smile!”
by MFE.51101 October 05, 2021
A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.
Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.
by sickomode88camino January 27, 2020