A guy who apparently built all the railroads in the USA, and tried doing a loop-de-loop with a steam train because the Wright Bros (who don’t make a right with two Wrights) convinced him to. He ended up failing, and they told him to shove his rail up his crack, so he wrote in the land “Go fuck yourselves”. So some guy who hated airplanes because he owned trains.
“I wanna share a tale with you about the ‘Mercian dream, when all the railroads ran on time and our nation ran on steam. Behind the tracks and railroad ties, a hero took command, of connecting every town, and he was called, ‘Railroad Man’”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
-Cyanide and Happiness™, “The Ballad of Railroad Man”
by I.E.I. Industries February 25, 2023
Get the Railroad Manmug. by Chain Furious May 15, 2020
Get the Railroadingmug. by Dirks!!! October 8, 2025
Get the Vintage Railroadingmug. A commonly used phrase spoken at the Santa Cruz Motel that in turn, means you want a train pulled on yourself.
This chick just showed out of nowhere and was like, " I built the railroad. " So we all gangbanged her tight lil ash.
by Adub408 February 11, 2022
Get the I built the railroadmug. When you put ten small lines of coke on a womans toes, one line each toe, then proceed to do all ten
by PhilJCoul July 27, 2022
Get the Ten track railroadmug. 
A relationship where everything is one sided. Only one person in the relationship is initiating things and moving the relationship forward. The relationship only goes one way, like a train, nothing is ever returned.
Yeah, I just got out of a “Railroad Relationship.” She would just wait for me to do EVERYTHING. I couldn’t take it anymore.
by sickomode88camino January 26, 2020
Get the Railroad Relationshipmug.