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Asshole Quotient

The easier a guy makes his money, and the YOUNGER he is when he does so, and the AMOUNT of money the guy makes, added to how good looking he is, determines his “asshole quotient".(AQ). Therefore:

Young good looking guy
+ Easy Money
= Thinking they rule the world
Jay was a young, good looking, successful man in his early twenties. He thought that the world (including beautiful women being thrown at him on a regular basis) was owed to him. He had a very high A.Q.
by Snoopy Irma December 2, 2003
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quote

A quote is a word, phrase or sentence that you add to a conversation/essay but is not of your creation, but someone else's.
I would like to quote my brother on this, "flo sucks like donkey kong"...
by you wouldn't care September 22, 2005
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Porkability Quotient

A score out of 100 which rates how porkable a hot babe is.
Ms NinjaFan has a PQ of about 85.
by Ms NinjaFan November 5, 2003
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jackass quotient

The jackass quotient is a quantified measure of immaturity and stupidity, as the result of large ego.
The jackass quotient in the NBA is pretty high. If you gave incentive to players shooting from half-court by awarding additional points, you'd probably see them jacking shots up from way downtown.
by Bob Cobb March 14, 2005
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Quotev

Wannabes like des, Mari , Samantha and kenzie trying to edgy but only looking like a drunk ugly girl singing "don't cha" at a bar

osa using eating disorders as a promotion for likes

Krystal being a trifling ass b*tch owing everyone money

Bambi,manson and Jordan dating ,cheating and blocking their way through the whole quotev

Genn and Jake being deleted constantly for bullying and no one seems to care

Unzi hissing at every friend she had

Gage calling everyone that doesn't agree with him transphobic

Jay and Sammy getting 300 like per post

Chip claiming to be a positivity account but starts dating one of the most toxic accounts on quotev

accounts like Leo , dalton and ace blessing the feed

Brii and manson using the same faked and forced apologises for the same behaviour

In a lighter note we walked into 2019 without Hatty mealy ,Nate ,Nolan ,Satan/Riley ,hail Haley and bassy
Quotev the quiz site where no one that's any quizzes
by Quotev2019 March 9, 2019
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Quotedate

When somone uses a quote from someone/something else as an update on facebook, twitter, or some other live internet feed. It is usually (although not always) a quote from a song that the quoutdater believes makes them seem deep and creative, although in reality it makes them seem like an uncreative douche that listens to too much Linkin Park.
BOB SMITH "time is a valuable thing, Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings, Watch it count down to the end of the day, The clock ticks life away"

SAM ROBERTS thinks Bob needs to do an UPDATE and not a freaking Quotedate for once.
by totallynotchris March 8, 2010
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Quortnie

An amazingly funny person with a beatiful face and wonderful personality. Absolutley outgoing and hilarious. Sure to cause an uproar no matter where she goes. Dreams big and is sure to succeed.
Person1: Quortnie is so funny.
Person2: Yes! She's awesome.
by TripleMint March 31, 2011
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