Carolina puddle 

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool

Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...

Carolina puddle by CrunchyMilk July 25, 2020

puddle-jumper 

British. A male homosexual; a noofter, a ponce, a heemasex, a friend of Dorothy. Also puddle-skipper.

The instant I heard he had been to a Westlife concert of his own free will I knew he was a raging puddle-jumper.

puddle-jumper by Lord Grimcock September 13, 2007

dutch puddle

when you titty fuck a girl upside down with your scrotum in her mouth and when you finish, your load lands in her bellybutton.

dutch puddle

dutch puddle by T-MAC HUSSEY FROM BP ! August 29, 2010

driveway puddle shallow 

Someone who is so shallow that they are practically on top of the water

She is the exact example of someoen who is driveway puddle shallow, she will only go out with someone with a job, has a lot of money, 6' 4 educated etc...

driveway puddle shallow by drivewaypuddleshallow July 30, 2011

cuddle puddle 

A group of ravers "cuddling" at a rave

I was in a cuddle puddle... it was much fun.

cuddle puddle by Kali July 17, 2004

puddlefucked

Whether you've stepped in a puddle trying to jump over it, gotten splashed by a passing car, or had to significantly adjust your walking path, you've been PUDDLEFUCKED.

Often a direct result of being puddlefucked is a wet pair of socks, causing extreme discomfort.

Kyle: "Ah, fuck...i just stepped in a puddle."
Ben: "Did your socks get wet?"
Kyle: "Yeah..."
Ben: "You just got puddlefucked."

puddlefucked by Ben j. k March 10, 2008

Platonic Puddle

A platonic puddle is a non-sexual, non-romantic cuddle session between two or more friends. Platonic puddles may be participated in by couples and usually stem from a love for non-sexual physical affection.

The general rule for participating in a platonic puddle is to keep it G-rated. Kissing is only acceptable in the form of a quick peck on a non-arousing part of the body such as the shoulder, cheek, or forehead.

Platonic Puddles can also occur when standing up, in the form of a group hug. Standing Platonic Puddles are generally used by girls to comfort another obviously distressed girl.

The Platonic version of a cuddle puddle

Every time Jenna, Amelia and Brandon cuddled, they got weird looks. Nobody seemed to get that their Platonic Puddle was just for comfort.

Platonic Puddle by BallroomFreak January 22, 2012