puckering out

being real fucking tired and too high to figure out the real terminology

been a long day. definitely puckering out. or is that tuckering? got any more of that s(+) enantiomer ketamine, bro?

by zhou sei September 15, 2016

cunt-puncher

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.

"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."

by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008

doughnut puncher

Sexual slang for a homosexual male referring to the practice of anal sex(e.g. the anus being the doughnut and the penis being the puncher)

Elton John is a doughnut puncher.

by asdflkasdjf April 18, 2006

Puckerbutting

The act of clenching your butt-cheeks together to stop or halt defecation. This usually results in sweating, lack of movement, clenched jaw and praying.

I knew I wasn't going to make it to the bathroom in time, so I had to start puckerbutting in order to hold it in.

by TheLastXela April 20, 2010

Puckered Raisin

an asshole.

Eric: How was your trip to Los Angeles?

Pete: Great, I hooked up with this chick I met at a bar.

Eric: How was it?

Pete: Really cool until she spread her ass cheeks and told me to taste her California puckered raisin.

by itsalittlestinky March 23, 2011

porker puncher

Synonym to chubby chaser. One who actively seeks and attempts coitus with large women.

Holy crap!! Did you see that girl Chris brought home? Yeah, she was huge, I had no idea he was a porker puncher.

by Hop-a-long July 27, 2010

Parrot Puncher

To prove someone wrong in a smug and undignified manner. Usually in a public environment or work place.

Robert is a parrot puncher for proving Harrison wrong.

by Miserableyounggit January 17, 2012