Poot

a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.

My butt went poot!

by Crunkmasta Flex August 11, 2003

pootato

A piece of crap that is so big and round that is shaped like a russet potato.

Katie was cleaning the bathroom and found a pootato floating in the toilet.

by Allisha Strombach December 10, 2004

pooted

A poop-toot. Usually occurs when someone is feeling gassy and bloated and tries to push a little fart out to relieve some pressure. The end result is a runny, light brown mess soaking up your underpants.

Bob: I gotta go home quick.
Jen: Why's that?
Bob: I just pooted...

by michael "i'm way too" long July 16, 2006

Pooter

You're all wrong. Pooter is not the definition for pussy, it is the definition for an asshole. if poot means to fart, then the pooter is the thing that creats the poot.

" the girls pooter smelt like dog shit while i was fucking her last night"

"did you just poot?"

by meatmusket46 July 21, 2009

Poot Slap

The rap song that strong bad is fond of.

Poot slap, poot slap, dong wit dat dong.

by Zach G. November 26, 2003

Cutie patootie

Extremely adorable child or animal

Awe look at cutie patootie!

by LadyLioness November 22, 2020

pootache

to insert ones finger in ones own anal orifice, and wipe said finger under opposing friends nose, resulting in opposing friend only being able to smell shit all day long

how about u smell my ass?

by leewee January 24, 2005