projanitor

One who cheats and never gets caught.

Friend A: Yo! I'm finna smash this new chic on my block. She thick af.

Friend B: Your girl lives there too, you know?
Friend A: chill, bro. I'm a projanitor. I'm smooth like that.

by Hood Itachi May 31, 2019

profanitized

when something innocent becomes filled with profanity

Why has this song been profanitized?

by noturaveragevtownhicklolz October 18, 2019

Protagonitis

An unfortunate condition where a person in real life has characteristics not unlike the ones a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment story would have. The symptoms of someone with Protagonitis are as follows: has a dark traumatic past, has a secret power that nobody knows about, is given some special power or talent, has a ridiculous amount of luck, and is extremely attractive to many members of the opposite sex for no apparent reason.

"If anyone you know has Protagonitis, please seek help in the form of a doctor or an editor."

by Bentoboxing December 2, 2019

propane tank

The best instrument in marching band.

Our band’s propane tank is named Chokama.

by DysfunctionalPianist December 17, 2019

protagonist privilege

when everything goes right for the protagonist for the sake of them being the protagonist

Dumbledore: Gryffindor wins the house cup!
Slytherin: but we had the most points!
Dumbledore: But Harry Potter!
Slytherin: fcking protagonist privilege

by omgarmyonces May 3, 2020

potana

Greek word for slut/whore, great insult for non Greek speaking people

'oi Jonny, Helens such a Potana'

by shortloudgreek October 23, 2022

Fake Profanity

Possibly can be shortened to FP. Words such as “shoot”, “dang”, and most notably, “heck”, “crap”, and “frick”. They are used to replace actual cuss words. They convey the same meaning, though sometimes aren’t as versatile. (For example, frick can’t mean 👉👌) Often used by children.

“Oh frick, I dropped my phone.”
Where “frick” is the Fake Profanity

by ImNotAFurryISwear March 5, 2019