Prozest

When someone fucks up the word possessed this is what happens.

Holy shit he's prozest! Oh wait no I mean possessed FUUUCCCKKK!!!

by Slim-Jim-Prozest December 31, 2016

projester

A far left, snowflake, SJW that will protest anything the President does without any facts, reasonable logic or common sense to back up their views. While not realizing that they are being a clown (aka jester) for the liberal agenda and making a fool of themselves.

Look at Jane, she thinks she is doing some good protesting the travel ban, but she is just being a projester!

by Middle of the road guy April 6, 2017

Protestable

Protestable means something that is worthy of a protest

What!!! McDonald’s shake machine is broken again! That is definitely something that is protestable.

by The original Queen Bee February 25, 2019

protestilence

Useless events held in spite of grave, deadly, worldly Pandemics and Pestilence spreading human ignoramuses who are selfish, juvenile mindset attention seeking creatures who either want everything FREE or want to MAGA.

Dude, my Mom won't let me go to the rally to MAGA, or to the other rally either, so how can I be an effective bioterrorist through PROTESTILENCE if I'm grounded at home?

"Man, you're 35, and you still get grounded by your Mom?"

by FlyGirl1 June 16, 2020

Trojan Protestor

A person who pretends to represent a cause that they really oppose. generally with the goal of making the opposing group look stupid.

An individual admits they were bribed into pretending to represent a cause as a Trojan Protestor.

by UnspecifiedHuman September 28, 2023

Confederate statue protest

Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.

The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The Confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up. The same ones that tear everyone and everything apart are the ones telling people they should be together on something.

by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020

George floyd protests

Divided people more than politics into Black Lives Matter and All Lives Matter camps. Before the protests, people of different races weren't really divided based on race or beliefs/viewpoints, there were people that didn't get along from all groups as there always has been and always will be. There is no such thing as total unity of everyone, it's not realistic.

The George floyd protests are meant to distract a country full of people from the reality that systemic violence can and does happen to anybody, not just black people. It always has been that way, and yet people have conveniently forgotten since George Floyd's death.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020