Interplanetary Numeric Processor

A machine capable of killing off the population of the entire universe. Don't be worried, it's currently lost in the human mental enterprise.

Racist Jebediah: Holy crap! Hurry and get the interplanetary numeric processor to a safe place before it's too late!

Threst The Robots Bar Code 125279: Don't worry, it's lost forever.....OR IS IT?!

by Threst The Robot June 10, 2009

NEBRASKA FOOD PROCESSOR

Created by some dumbass college guy in an Iowa dorm. The sexual act of having a sexual partner (usually a woman) eating corn. After eating the corn the other partner then eats the undigested corn out of the other partner's ass hole during intercourse.

"Dude, did you see the way Jessica was eating the corn in the cafeteria earlier? I'd definitely give her the Nebraska Food Processor."

"Dude, you're disgusting."

by UIU Speed Team January 30, 2022

professor schwag

An authority figure, more specifically a policeman, who is a dickhead.

Professor Schwag was such an ass. He searched my car and took my beer and apples.

by tyrone mullaxon August 27, 2007

My Professor Is a Cunt

That one bitch, called McAvey that you fucking hate, because a response to an email is, "Your essay is good" and never response again.

Man my professor is a cunt, she never does anything properly.

by B O I March 8, 2017

Da Professor

Da Professor is an awesome fish at Pickering valley feed and farm, a pet store. He is known for huge ass eyes that look somewhat like glasses and make him seem intelligent (because he is!). He is scheming right now to make it out of his tank.

oh shit! da professor finally made it out of his tank!

by shananogins March 10, 2005

Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16

The Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 is a processing chip that uses quantum technology instead of the AMD and Intel i3, i5, and i7 processors. This new quantum technology allows for 1.5 more tetraflops to be generated instead of the low 0.25 tetraflops in the AMD processors.

I got a new ASUS laptop that has the new Intel Dual Core Quantum Processors Version 3.16 with 1.75 tetraflops!

by quantumprocessors July 7, 2011

Professor Membrane

Dib Membrane's horrible, yet rather sexy father from the early 2000s nickelodeon cartoon 'Invader Zim'. Professor Membrane is a 12 foot (at least) tall world-famous scientist, who neglects his kids, but on the bright side he has incedibly hot robotic arms after losing his fleshy ones to sharks. He is a DILF.

"Professor Membrane is my favourite Dilf"
"Simping for Professor Mmebrane is not a healthy coping mechanism, Kyle."

by Ghost McBox April 13, 2021