Father:(walks in on his son reading a very platonic and intelligent book)Jim,what the hell are you doing?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?
Jim:Don't look, close the door!
Father:(leaves) Why wasn't he masturbating?! That fuckin perv!!! I will not stand for procrasturbating in my house!
Jim:Damnit, why did I have to procrasturbate!?
by 646465 May 29, 2008
by Geoffry Barthalowmew Cornellius April 12, 2007
An example of Procrasturbating: "I'm horny. I think I want to go rub one out...nah, I'll do it later"
by Alinbos February 14, 2009
1: Masturbating until the last moment to do something.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.
2: Waiting until the last moment to masturbate.
1: "I procrasturbated all day to do my math homework"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"
2: "I had so much time that I just ended up procrasturbating"
1:2: "Procrasturbation is a horrible habit to get into"
by Master Procrasturbator October 16, 2009
Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.
by Peter January 26, 2005
when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...
Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!
he/she loves to procrasturbate
he/she loves to procrasturbate
by nate March 19, 2006
1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it.
In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.
In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.
"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good."
"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"
"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"
by Reenix March 24, 2010