Describes a type of person, someone you could end up dating or in a friendship with. The type of person that SEEMS really outgoing, independant, confident, and all that sort of stuff at first, but as a few months go by you realize that they are a life-sucking, clingy, insecure shell of a human being that defines their entire worth through whoever they are with at the moment. I loathe to think I will ever meet another pretendependant woman EVAR.
Neal: Hey man, are you still seeing that chick Gloria?
Bob: Nah man, after a month she got all clingy, just another pretendependant psycho chick!
Bob: Nah man, after a month she got all clingy, just another pretendependant psycho chick!
by fulltrucker November 22, 2006
Get the pretendependant mug.pretend-slut- a hot girl or guy that thinks they can get some but really can because they are to afraid to let someone else touch them.
shes such a pretend-slut, she made out with him but when he tried to finger her, she cried like the little bitch she is.
by toastedstuff October 20, 2010
Get the pretend-slut mug.The act of being pretentious with no merit or using lies or pretend to back up a pretentious statement.
by Jackola February 18, 2009
Get the pretendious mug.A sentence used to frighten your 9th grade English teacher, eventually inducing a massive seizure. This sentence is best used on English teachers who are just starting to teach English because it lets them know exactly how retarded his or her students are right from the get go.
“Dude I’m gonna hit the new English teacher with the Have you ever been so far as to even pretend to even want to go to do more like.
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
Friend: “Dude be careful, remember what happened last time to the last teacher.”
“Dude don’t worry it will be hilarious.”
by lukedanc July 19, 2019
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A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
by Brick Wall Brick Wall February 9, 2012
Get the Pretendbian mug.A kid between ages 11-14. Kids this age are typically in middle school. Other words for preteen are tween/young teen/early teen.
by BoogsTheGreat August 20, 2016
Get the Preteen mug.Situations when preteens are acting serious about relationships, try to yell PRETEEN MOMENTS! whenever u see it
Preteen one: Dude, i think u should ask her out
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
Preteen two: You think so?
Random Guy: PRETEEN MOMENTS!
by catmann5418 October 23, 2007
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