Pretzel

Someone who goes to extreme lengths to prove their fandom/obsession over a certain actor,actress,singer,band,clothing line,tv show,movie,ect..

The person who caught the towel that Gwen Stefani threw into the crowd and used the DNA from her sweat to makes clones is a crazyass Pretzel.

by Sundaypist December 26, 2007

Pretzelmouth

Pretzelmouth is a superhero with a pretzel for a mouth. He only comes out at night. He demands candy. If said candy is not delivered, he will cry salty tears. Then he will be soggy. He will blame you.

:& "Whatchoo talkin' bout boy?"
"Pretzelmouth likes to dance the watoosie!"

by Pretzelmouth's manservant May 27, 2008

soggy pretzel

crown royal mixed with root beer. its absolutely delicious

i was drinking a soggy pretzel, cause i didnt want my RA to find out

by lambert@psu December 21, 2008

Russian pretzel

/verb/: A move used to incapacitate another individual with the power of flatus. To perform a Russian pretzel maneuver the initiator pulls the legs of the receiving individual up and over his or her head in a reverse somersault-like fashion. The initiator then comfortably sits bare-assed on the face of the receiving individual and farts with power and purpose.

Cleatus pissed me off yesterday. I ate some beans this mornin' and I'm gonna go give him a Russian pretzel

by pretzee September 12, 2010

pretzelled

Confused, twisted, or bent out of shape.

I'm a little pretzelled about that new movie.

That psychopath clown is pretzelled.

When I drove my bike off the edge I pretzelled my front wheel.

by Mike99 June 16, 2008

Pretzel Vagina

When a woman's vagina is so overly dry not even KY jelly can help. Basically a lost cause for men. A phrase often paired with cheese tits.

"How was your night with the old lady, she didn't have pretzel vagina again did she?"

"I'd have sex with her if she didn't have such cheese tits and a pretzel vagina"

by Nester17 December 10, 2013

Pretzel Bitch

Someone who hogs all the pretzels, and is a real bitch about it.

Cody was being a real pretzel bitch at the Super Bowl party.

by Thegreatwallofchena December 18, 2015