cold potatoes

When something is lame, not cool, or undesirable.

Josh: Did you see that movie last night?
Ariel: Yeah, it was cold potatoes.
Josh: What..?
Ariel: You heard me. Urbandictionary that shit, man.

by plovestrees October 30, 2009

Potatoism

A disease where you actually look like a damn potato.

Maybe we just have a severe case of potatoism

by Babyygoose May 10, 2018

mash potatoes

to crush ones testicles

"Ouch bollocks!, i just sat down funny and mashed my potatoes"

by Dan D July 11, 2005

Big Potatoes

One who thinks they are on top of the world. Someone who is possibly ignoring someone or just looks like a idiot, can be called this. Can be used how you want, either friendly or with hostility.

"Alright big potatoes, whats with the no calls back"

"So what are you now big potatoes? more like a joke."

by Sean Sig January 12, 2010

Sack of potatoes

Me I am a sack of potatoes

I am a sack of potatoes

by Bessoncorbyn August 29, 2019

potvious

To be Obvious about using marijuana, or

promote marijuana, with your clothing tattoos etc..

Paul always makes it "potvious" when he wears hes legalize marijuana shirts.

Dont wear that shirt to court its going to be too "potvious"

Man, that guy is just too "potvious" with hes pot leaf tattoo.

by paulskorn August 25, 2011

Potatoish

Adj. Joking term to describe ones self or others as round, funny looking, or potato shaped. Can also be used as a flirtatious term for someone you like, usually when you are trapped in the friend zone.

Boy: What do you think of yourself? Beautiful, sexy, smart?
Girl: Potatoish
Boy: Potatoish? Thats okay, i like potatos.

by TWillits April 10, 2016